It has been a banner week for media reporting from loony land. If you have been living under a rock, the longtime dictator of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, has been fighting with protesters to keep a hold on to his power. Just to give you an idea, one of his official titles is "The Mad Dog of The Middle East." He gave several rambling speeches over the last several days, but more on that later.
On this side of the Atlantic, the actor Charlie Sheen has been calling into radio shows and weighing in on his bosses at his show, Two and a Half Men. In response to his less than savvy approach, CBS and his production company have cancelled the rest of the season and docked Sheen's pay. He responded swiftly by taking to the airways and sharing with the public his rational thinking.
We at ManAttitude, thought we could meld the speeches together and see if you could decide which parts came from the dictator and which came from the Hollywood star. Let's face it, everyone knows crazy + crazy = comedy gold.
I am a fighter, a revolutionary from tents . . . I will die as a martyr at the end. I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. You men and women who love the revolution, I am not a president to step down. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. A small group of young people who have taken drugs have attacked police station like mice . . . They have taken advantage of this peace and stability . . . However it is not their fault, these young people...a small group of sick people that has infiltrated in cities that are circulating drugs and money. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this . . . get out of your homes and fill the streets. Leave your homes and attack them in their lairs . . walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...
Check out the video below, we morphed together.
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